He´s a virgin from behind   He´s not as curious as me   He never even stuck a finger up his butt   Just to see how it would feel   But now he´s trying   To broaden his horizons   Once you get to know the feeling   You get so hot you could spray the ceiling   He´s into classical music and classical tastes   He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist   If ancient composers get him off   Then just call me rachbottomoff   Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff   I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off   Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock   Rachbottomoff   He was having second thoughts   He was scared that it would hurt   So he practiced with a dildo   To see how that would work   At first he was unsure   And then the breakthrough occurred   He felt freed and empowered   Now he´s ready to be deflowered