Gay bar at closing time   The music stops, up come the lights   The cloak of darkness lifts its veil   Gathering for a sidewalk sale      Back and forth through the smoky space    Making circles around the place   Desperation, it's getting late   Last chance is the sidewalk sale      Don't want to go home alone   But how low will you go?   The cream is gone, the dregs prevail   Tough choices at the sidewalk sale      That guy's really not that bad   But if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sad   Make your move, don't delay   Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale      That guy's giving you a sexy look   Be better off curled up with a book   He's gettin' fresh, but looking stale   Slim pickings at the sidewalk sale      Don't want to go home alone   But how low will you go?   Self-respect is about to fail   Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale      Looking for someone you'll never forget   More likely find someone you'll regret   Think it's time to hit the trail   Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale