Have you seen my girlfriend she lives in a pig pen   Have you seen my girlfriend?   I can't seem to find her perhaps she is hiding   Underneath a blade of grass      Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day      Have you seen my new house looks just like a dog house   Have you seen my new house?   Someone saw it walking straight into the ocean   Thought it was an ivory boat      Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off      Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off      Maybe, it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon   But I don't think I'll be so lucky   Maybe, it's just one of those strange days when nothing seems right   No nothing seems right at all      Went up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall   But I can't remember who I wanted to call   Operator can you help me?      Have you seen my garden, it is most peculiar   Have you seen my garden?   Nothing there that grows looks anything at all like plants   I hear their voices      Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off      Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day off   Let's take the whole day      Have you seen my girlfriend?   Have you seen my girlfriend?   Have you seen my girlfriend?   Have you seen my girlfriend?