Mr. Macho loves his women with such dedication    Second only to his car that drives as fast as light    On a highway bad jet fighters come from all directions    Shooting verbal missiles, find their target right on sight, right on sight       In the office things get rough as action is diminished    Staring at a paper he is lost inside his head    Dreaming of a battlefield with guns and ammunition    All around, the bodies of the wounded and the dead, and the dead       (Chorus)    'Cause he's tough as nails    He's tough as nails    He's tough as nails    He's tough as nails       He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire       Now its time for football and a bout with heavy drinking    Holding so much liquor makes him feel like a man    As he drifts out on the sea on a ship that's slowly sinking    Quietly salutes himself and the courage he once had, he once had       (Repeat Chorus)       Walking round and round in circles    Waking up in a cold sweat    Falling down a stairway and the TV dinner's not done yet    Smash a window, crash a car    And buy a pair of leather shoes    Take a sweetheart to a movie    Cash a check and pay some dues       He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire    He's such a live wire       (Repeat Chorus)       Walking round and round in circles...