Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say   You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day   But all I ever think is something to complain   To complain, to complain      Hey, and all I wish that they would all just go away   'Cause all I really wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them      Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say   If you forgive me, I'll be getting on my way   And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song   And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long   For so long, for so long      Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey      I really want all those things that I can't have   All I really want is to have you so bad      Hey, those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand   And now I think it's time we all take up a stand   And then together we will raise our voices high   Our voices high, our voices high      Hey, though at this moment I can't think of what we'd say   I guess we really wanna be just like them   Just want to be just like them   Just want to be just like them   Just want to be just like them      Hey, I've really thought a thousand times about this day   I've been expecting it in each and every way   The possibilities preoccupy my mind   And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind   So very kind, so very kind      Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey      What I really want is all those things that I can't have   What I really want is to have you so bad, uh      Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey      And what I really want is all those things that I can't have   What I really want is to have you so bad   I'm so jealous I can barely see straight from my head   And it burns from the inside 'til I wish I was dead      Please, Mama, don't be angry with me   Please, Papa, don't be angry with me      And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say   And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, won't go away   And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand   Waiting for an invitation to the promised land      Please, Mother, don't be angry with me   Please, Father, don't be angry with me      Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say   And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day   And all I ever think is something to complain   To complain, to complain      Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away   'Cause all I really wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them      Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them   Just wanna be just like them      Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey   Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey      And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say   And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, just won't go away   And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand   Waiting for an invitation to the promised land      Please, Mother, don't be angry with me