Piggy met Baby in a disco bar   Baby said, "What a cute little piggy you are"   When he took one look at her rocket tits   He smiled real wide and said, "Baby, you're it"      Piggy said, "Baby won't you come with me   My little place is three steps away"   Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise   He said, "Come on, little baby, won't you please be nice"      Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke?   Baby said, "No", she is tryin' to quit   Well, Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats   He dropped his jaw open and he said, "Shit"      Now Piggy and Baby had some swinging times   And though piggy was stupid, Baby sure didn't mind   Baby said, "Piggy take us straight to the stars"   And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever"      Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park   It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix   He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks   Who were, were getting kind of itchy in their finger-tips      So they figured it was best to clear out for a while   And he had lots of friends or so Piggy would boast   And his little kinda habit was getting out of control   So they slipped up his Lincoln and head for the coast      Now, Baby started smoking again on the way   And Piggy's little habit was starting to make him sweat   So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days   To scam up some cash and make a few bets      They went and shacked up in a place on the strip   Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick   Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea   She said, "Come on, honey, you know what we need"      But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit   So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks   Well, she argued at first then she finally agreed   And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street      Now, now Piggy felt good and Piggy felt mean   And Piggy was high on his self esteem   So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop   But the cop said, "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped