Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets   Tell me your name, I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tell      Here's something to think about where would we be now without   Nasty habits, nasty habits   Makes me want to scream and shout, life would be so dull without   Nasty habits, nasty habits   All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly   Nasty habits, nasty habits      Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets      Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys   Nasty habits, nasty habits   Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they're away   Nasty affair, what do I care   Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens   Nasty habits, nasty habits      Tell me your secrets that no one should hear   Whisper them softly into my ear, I won't tell, I won't tell      People act so proper when they're going 'bout   Their business, cup of coffee, friendly conversation   'Til they get home, 'til they get home   Turn the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains   Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion   No one will know, no one will know      Nasty habits, I must condone   No one knows what I do when I'm all alone   Nasty habits, I'm so ashamed   Nasty habits here to stay now they'll never go away   Try and stop you'll have to pay, nasty habits, are here to stay      People act so proper when they're going 'bout   Their business, cup of coffee, friendly conversation   'Til they get home, 'til they get home   Turn the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains   Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion   No one will know, no one will know      Nasty habits, I must condone   No one knows what I do when I'm all alone   Nasty habits, I'm so ashamed   But we must not let that stop our little game   Nasty habits, are so much fun   Nasty habits, here to stay now they'll never go away   Try and stop you'll have to pay, nasty habits, here to stay