Everybody says they wanna be my friend    Gimme that smile all over again    Shut your mouth now and give it a rest now    Come on baby now and kiss my ass    Cause I'm crying, over again.       Everybody tells me that this is it    I'm telling you baby, it don't mean shit.    I'm sorry I've started to sound real crass now,    Come on, come on, come on, come on come on baby,       (Chorus)    Well come on little baby    won't you cut the chitter chatter    Come sit here on Daddy's lap and won't you tell me what's the matter.    Come on everybody, mix your vinegar with honey    Make your future so exciting if you'd only stop your whining.       I'm a first class son of a bitch    How I'd really like to grant your wish    I'm afraid little darling, it just won't pass    Now, come on baby now and Kiss My Ass    Cause I'm crying over again.       You're pushing too hard, you're pushing on me    You're pushing too hard, _____________________    You're pushing too hard, you're pushing too hard on me       Oh I really want to have some fun, _________________________       You're pushing too hard (5 times)    Over and over (5 times)       (Chorus)       I'm so excited I can barely speak    If you show me a chicken, I'll show you a geek.    You've heard all about my dubious past now    Come on baby now and kiss my ass       Cause I'm crying, over and over and over again.    (Repeat)