Don't you see, Bloom, darling Bloom?   Glorious Bloom, it's so simple   Step one, we find the worst play ever written   Step two, we hire the worst director in town   Step three, I raise two million dollars      Two? Yes, one for me, one for you   There's a lot of little old ladies out there   Step four, we hire the worst actors in New York   And open on Broadway and before you can say, ?Step five?   We close on Broadway, take our two million and go to Rio      Rio? Nah, that'd never work, oh, ye of little faith   What did Lewis say to Clark when everything looked bleak?   What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing   As they struggled toward Everest's peak?      What did Washington say to his troops   As they crossed the Delaware?   I'm sure you're well aware, what'd they say?      We can do it, we can do it   We can do it, me and you   We can do it, we can do it   We can make our dreams come true      Everything you've ever wanted   Is just waiting to be had   Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls   Caressing you, undressing you and driving you mad      We can do it, we can do it   This is not the time to shirk   We can do it, you won't rue it   Say goodbye to petty clerk      Hi, Producer, yes, Producer   I mean you, sir, go beserk   We can do it, we can do it   And I know it's gonna work      Whatta ye say, Bloom? What do I say?   Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer   What do I say?      Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir   What do I say, what do I say?   Here's what I say to you, sir      I can't do it, I can't do it   I can't do it, that's not me   I'm a loser, I'm a coward   I'm a chicken, don't you see?      When it comes to wooing women   There's a few things that I lack   Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls   Cashing me, embracing me, I'd have an attack      Why, you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar   Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?   Don't you want to spread your wings   And flap your way to glory?      We can do it, we can do it   We can grab that holy grail   We can do it, we can do it   Drink Champagne, not ginger ale   Come on, Leo, can't you see oh      Mr. Bialystock, please stop the song   You've got me wrong, I'll say, "So long"   I'm not as strong a person as you think   Mr. Bialystock, just take a look   I'm not a crook, I'm just a shnook   The bottom line is that I stink, I can't do it      You see Rio, I see jail   We can do it, I can't do it, we can do it   I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it   'Cause I know it's gonna fail, we can do it   I know it cannot fail   (It's gonna fail)