"Mail call! Here ya go, Bialystok, ya got a postcard"   "A postcard? From where?"   "Brazil"   "Brazil? Who do I know in Brazil?"      Dear Max, "Rio is everything you said it was and more   Ulla and I think of you every chance we get   In the morning, when we have breakfast on our terrace   Many different herrings and in the evening   When we samba together in the moonlight   Sorry, must run, Ulla's waiting, it's almost eleven"      "Wish you were here, Leo   Just like Cain and Abel, you pulled a sneak attack   I thought that we were brothers   Then you stabbed me in the back"   Betrayed! Oh boy, I'm so betrayed      Like Samson and Delilah, your love began to fade   I'm crying in the hoosegow, you're in Rio getting laid   Betrayed! Let's face it, I'm betrayed      Boy, have I been taken   Oy, I'm so forsaken   I should have seen what came to pass   I should have known to watch my ass      I feel like Othello, everything is lost   Leo is Iago, Max is double-crossed   I'm so dismayed, did I mention I'm betrayed?      I used to be the king but now I am the fool   A captain without a ship, a rabbi without a shul   Now I'm about to go to jail, there's no one who will pay my bail   I have no one who I can cry to, no one I can say goodbye to      I'm drowning, I'm drowning here, I'm going down for the last time   I, I, I see my whole life flashing before my eyes   I see a weathered old farmhouse with a white picket fence   I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex      And Rex, stop it and I see my mother standing on the back porch   In a worn but clean gingham gown and I hear her calling out to me   "Alvin, don't forget your chores, the wood needs a-cordin'   And the cows need a-milkin', Alvin, Alvin"      "Wait a minute, my name's not Alvin, that's not my life   I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx   Leo's taken everything, even my pasts      My past's a dying ember but wait, now I remember how did it begin?   He walked into my office with his cockamamie scheme   You can make more money with a flop than with a hit   "We can do it, we can do it"   "I can't do it"   "We can do it"   "I can't do it"   Goodbye Max      "Lord, I want that money"   "I'm back, Max"   "Come on, Leo, we can do it"      Step one, find the play   See it, swirl it, touch it, kiss it   Hello, Mister Liebkind   "Guten Tag, hop clop"   "Guten Tag, hop clop"      Adolf Elizabeth Hitler   "Guten Tag, hop clop"   "Guten Tag, hop clop"      Step two, hire the director   Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it   Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn      Ulla   Step three, raise the money   Along came Bialy   Intermission      Step four, hire all the actors   A wandering minstrel I   A think of shreds and      Next, the little wooden boy   Next, that's our Hitler   Opening night   Good luck, good luck, good luck   Break a leg, I broke my leg      "Springtime for Hitler and Germany"   A surprise smash   "Springtime for Hitler and Germany   It'll run for years      Where did we go right?   Where did we go right?   Gimme those books   Fat, fat, fatty   Gimme those books   Fat, fat, fatty      Books, fat   Books, fat   Books, fat   Books, fat      Lousy fruit, kill the actors, you ever eat with one   Then you ran to Rio and you're safely out of reach   I'm behind these bars, you're banging Ulla on the beach      Just like Julius Caesar was betrayed by Brutus   Who'd think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas   I'm so dismayed, is this how I'm repaid?   To be betrayed, betrayed