Your honor when I was in Rio   And had everything I'd ever dreamed of   I suddenly realized that this man, this man      No one every made me feel like someone   'Til him   Life was really nothing but a glum one   'Til him   My existence bordered on the tragic   Always timid, never took a chance   Then I felt his magic and my heart began to dance      I was always frightened, fraught with worry   'Til him   I was going nowhere in a hurry   'Til him   He filled up my empty life, filled it to the brim   There could never ever be another one like him      Leo, I, I never realized you're a good singer   Thank you, Max I sang it for you   I sang it because I'm your friend      You are? Gee, I've had a lot of relationships   But you couldn't call any of them friend   But come to think of it      No one ever ever really knew me   'Til him   Everyone was always out to screw me   'Til him   Never met a man I ever trusted   Always dealt with shysters in the past   Now I'm well adjusted 'cause I've got a friend at last      Don't help me      Always playing singles, never doubles   'Til him   Never had a pal to share my troubles   'Til him   He filled up my empty life, filled it to the brim   There could never ever be another one like him      Gentlemen it breaks by heart   To break up such a beautiful friendship, so I won't   Five years in the state penentary at Sin Sink