(Spoken:)  "Uh-huh"    "Goes like this"    "Uh-huh"    "That's just the way it is"    "Uh-huh"    "Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?"    "Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal again, please?"    (Not spoken:)  I'm out  Drivin' in my car  I'm not  Goin' very far  Bummed out  'Cuz I forgot all my CD's  And MP3's  So I turn  On the radio  Hope I  Hear a song I know  But each  Time I do I hear this song  And it's so wrong    Give it a rest  You sound like a pest  You're tryin' to be cool  You're in middle school  If I had a chace  I'd ask Avrille Vigne -    Tell me  Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?  I know that when I  Hear it some 20 times a day it gets me frustrated  When I hear you  And you nag  And you whine  And you wheeze  And you scream  And you're bad  And I don't think I  Ever never really hear a song that I so much hated    Oh, no    Why'd ya have to go and write a song so irritating?  I know that I just  Feel like I'm gonna heave every time they play it  I hate it when you  And you nag  And you whine  And you wheeze  And you scream  And you're bad  And I don't think I  Ever never really heard a song so overrated    Oh, no    (Spoken:)  "Hey... exuse - yeah... My - my voice is doing that again... Yeah... No - no... no I'm not, I'm... No I'm not, I'm not telling - I'm not critiquing you, okay, I just... can you make it... normal?... wait... don't... where are you going??? Wait... hey, come back!!!....."    these lyrics are submitted by BobTheElf