(If you're getting older, this song is for you)When the
Don't come in my yard no moreYou've ruined my lawn
Chick-fil-A. I could eat that seven times a dayWhere the
I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi
What is this place Chipotle?What's up with that?No. Are we
Just the other day some dude asked mewhere I'm gonna
Jello again, JelloI always eat JelloI love that jiggy thingYou
(Spoken:)"Uh-huh""Goes like this""Uh-huh""That's just the way it is""Uh-huh""Hey
My son got mad 'cause I worked all the timeHe
On a dark, country highwayCool wind in your hairWarm smell
On a warm Summer's ev'nin'A man who played cards wellHe
(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything
Ford, I lift Your name on high Ford, I love
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?That
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