(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want a car, money, mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right place! Why? I'll tell you why!)    Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?)  With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in their eye?)  Take it all away and  Give it to some other guy    [Chorus]  The Government (the Government)  The Government can! (The Government can!)    Who can tax the Sun rise? (Who can watch the Sun rise?)  Who can tax the trees? (Who can touch the trees?)  Let you run a business and  Collect up all the fees    [Chorus]    The Government can 'cause  They mix it up with lies and  Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)    The Government takes  Everything we make  To pay for all of their "sollutions"  Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution  (Throw away the Constitution)    Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?)  Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?)  Make the Founding Fathers  Roll over in their graves    [Chorus]    The Government takes  Everything we make  They're power hungry  And malicious    The economics are fictitious  Soon we'll have to eat our dishes  Mmm! Delicious!    Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)  In so many ways? (In so many ways?)  Instead of getting fired, HEY!  We'll give ourselves a raise!    [Chorus]    The Government can 'cause  He mix it up with lies and  Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)  And your Uncle Sam can 'cause  He mixes it with lies and  Makes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good!)    And I feel so good  Because the Government  Says I should! Oh!...    these lyrics are submitted by FF5 Fan  these lyrics are last corrected by Diane