First of all there was Ray  he went with Deidrie yeh Ray  thought that he was the bee's knee  but now he's left her and she's pleased  and just incase you meet  Deidrie down Coronation Street  she's a slag.    [Chorus:]  everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag  slag slag slag  Deidrie's a slag  big ugly slag  yeh Deidrie's a slag.    Mike Baldwin came like a flash  he had a Jag U ar and cash  Ken saw them at the flicks that night  neckin on he squeezed her tight  and just in case you meet  Deidrie down Coronation Street  she's a slag...    [Chorus]    Ken was next said I love you  why all the o-ther blokes too  Deidrie said what's it got to do with you  it's up to me what I do  and just in case you meet  Deidrie down Coronation Street  she's a slag...    [Chorus]