Gimmee a young chimpanzee's   Liver   Gimmee a pacemaker for my   Chest   Gimmee a young chimpanzee's   Liver   Gimmee a pacemaker for my   Chest   Plug me into the golf cart   And help me to get dressed   Gimmee gee-raffes testes   Hang a slop-bag from my hip   Gimmee gee-raffes testes   Hand a slop-bag from my hip   I'm an old Right Winger   An' I do not want to lose   My grip…ya understand…   Strap electrodes to my temples   And juice me to my toes   Strap electrodes to my temples   And juice me to my toes   Gimmee a high colonic Nanny   And spank my ass with   My portfolio   Hold me up to the button   I still can use my thumb   Hold me up to the button   I still can use my thumb   Read me the Dow Jones average   Read it slow and I may come   Lord, lemmee make another   Billion   An' I'll do something for you   Lord, lemmee make another   Billion   An' I'll do something for you too   Maybe I'll help someone less   Fortunate   Tho' I can’t see what good   That would do   I thank my God every morning   I was born a rich white man   I thank my God every morning   I was born a rich white man   Because if I was born a nigger   I wouldn't stand a chance