Cartoon     Stop off at the Chinese take-out   After work   Spareribs and a six-pack   In my undershirt   Wake up with the T.V. on   An' a powerful thirst   Take a shower, go to work,   Take a stiff drink first   Rush hour 'n the train’s   A big anchovy can,   Check out what’s in ‘n out   And in ‘n out in People Mag   Fourteen bucks for a hot new   Flick that's really bad   Eat the worst piece of pizza pie   I ever had   Is this the life?   All the people in Commercials   Have so much fun   A bunch of happy baboons   Is this the life?   Or are we just in rehearsal   Excuse me - is this the feature   Or is this the cartoon??   Meanwhile the atomic weather's   Got me choked   Lunchtime is some mystery meat   And a can of coke   The train is late 'n the   Air-conditioning’s broke.   And I’m wedged between   These two fat fucks whose   Clothes are soaked.   Is this the life?   All the people in Commercials   Have so much fun   A bunch of happy baboons   Is this the life?   Or are we just in rehearsal   Excuse me - is this the feature   Or is this the cartoon??