I've put up with this for way to long  I never liked any of your bands stupid songs  It's not a matter of personal opinion  No it was never your music that got you women    And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi    I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands  You'll find them on a neighboorhood tour in their broke down van  I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands  I'm sorry hunny but I lied when I said I was your number one fan    You're really not to bad at playing guitar  But without one decent song you'll never get far  You're lead singer was the bigest joke that I've ever seen.  And then you Fired him and hired some guy who can't sing    And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi    I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands  You'll find them on a neighboorhood tour in their broke down van  I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands  I'm sorry hunny but I lied when I said I was your number one fan    And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi