He's like Jekyll and Hyde a mad man mastermind  He doesn't know he does it but he does it all the time  A male medusa he'll turn you all to stone  With one look and one whiff of his cheap cologne  He'll make believe you're his friend and then he'll turn around  He'll whisper bad about you so you can't hear a sound  He'd even sell his brothers soul to be a rock and roll star  To get chicks and write hits on his signature guitar    I really like him though    Oh–a-oh-a-oh  I really like him though  Oh–a-oh-a-oh  My little John Doe  Oh–a-oh-a-oh  He wears his pants so tight that I can't sleep at night    He's got 5 to 10 girlfriends at any givin time  But I don't really care as long as sometimes he's mine  I thought the 80's were over but I guess I was wrong  Cause his glam rock hair made me write this song    I really like him though    Oh–a-oh-a-oh  I really like him though  Oh–a-oh-a-oh  My little John Doe  Oh–a-oh-a-oh  He wears his pants so tight that I can't sleep at night