Well I've been with a boy who wears bracelets  And I've been with a boy with blue hair  And I've been with a boy who likes baseball  But none of those boys went anywhere  Yeah none of those boys went anywhere    And I've been with a guy who liked the greatfull dead  And I've been with a guy who smokes grass  And I've been with a guy who likes Gay Bars  But all of those guys soon enough passed  Yeah all of those guys soon enough passed    (Whistling)    And I've been with a man who liked ménage trios  And I've been with a man who liked Monster trucks  And I've been with a man who liked masturbation  But he liked masturbation too much  Yeah he liked masturbation too much