What can you do to amuse me  Now that there's nothing to do  The TV set's busted and can't get a picture  The radio plays nothing but news    Why don't you tickle me  Gee whiz won't that be fine  What a great idea  What a perfect way to kill some time  Can't stop to think 'cause if we do we'll lose our mind    Why don't you tickle me    Don't we have fun every minute  Oh what a gay life we lead  One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it  What else does anyone need    Why don't you tickle me  There's nothing else to do  You won't have to talk to me  And I won't have to talk to you  When we're done I'll think of something else to do    Why don't you tickle me