Oh, the fire's burning slow  Now, where's that mistletoe  Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here  I need a taste of Christmas cheer  I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix  Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me  Santa's never been this hard to resist  But Santa never used to look like this    [Chorus]  He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine   He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green  This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had  'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag (oh, oh)    Now, I've got to, got to find out how  To make him want to settle down  I've got his big fat kiss  Right at the top of my list  So we can build a little candy home  And have a few elves of our own  I want to sneak a peek at my surprise  And see tradition metamorphosize    [Second Chorus]  He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down  He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town  This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had  'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag (oh yeah)    [Breakdown Chorus]  As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor  He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor  This Christmas, I want something I've never had  'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag    [Third Chorus]  He's got a Rickenbacher and he's bleached his hair  He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair  This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had  'Cause Santa's got a brand new     [Fourth Chorus]  He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine  He's pictured on the front of "Money" magazine  This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had  'Cause Santa's got a brand new  Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag