A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey   Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me   You see I'm tryin to get the punani   but you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh   You see I'm tryin to get the punani   but you just wanna rock me, oooh, check it   So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom   Because I gotta gotta get some, el, bow, room   So I can Bang-kok, better yet, knock Italy   But raindrops keep fallin on my couch, try to sit with me   Tamperin up my program, so I play another slow jam   It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man   But you insist on stay and playin Genesis   I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass   And don't come knockin my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo   I'm talkin the his and his and hers, Three's Company too   So step to the step to the rear   And don't come back now, hear?      Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, yeah)   Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, made it!)   To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHH!)   To the break y'all (break y'all break, BREAK!)      The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here!   I'm checkin my mirror from the rear -   - locks are closer, than they appear   The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again   But ain't no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn't there   You're thinkin that, "Oops, I made a mistake"   You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break"   You made a mistake on the first take   tryin to break a leg for take two   You shoulda ate your Wheaties   and Petey mighta made a breakthrough   You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position   Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin   It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline   You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp figures   So you take ? and then play the role of friend and talk   Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk   Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner   It's fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_   So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up   My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I I think I can!!"   Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that's what they all say   Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy   What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted   It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!"   Hopin you won't drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay?   What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby!   Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows   that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's      To the break y'all (break y'all, YEAH)   To the break y'all (break y'all, MAYBE)   To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHHH)   To the break y'all (break y'all, check it out)      The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break   The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!   The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!!   Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN!      Walkin up and then down the strip   Lookin for some hip so I can skip   I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script   that they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD Gus   So I'm gettin a bus, as I thrill at the disgust   Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this   And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business   Dippin from a distance, in an instance I got the digits   and blew a kiss to her    (THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn't speak to her   I hooked up with the one that looked NICE   Took her mind, like an ICE   'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice   Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill   They told her to keep that booty still    I been through more hoes than the pill   Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete (UHH)   In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK)   The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin knocked   I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop   So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell   Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail   Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat   Like a belt, everything was strapped   'til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?"   The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy   This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy   THAT WAS FOUL, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead end   The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in   No more no more no more and now I know and now I know   Don't mess around with CB's, good buddie, ten-fo'      (Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh break it..)