This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine   Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy, I said it's play-time   It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie   I don't wanna be a freak, but it's the dog in me   I don't pretend to be the open door roses type   I open the door for myself, and I close it right   in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what?   You got your own food, get a attitude   You get left, call the ref if you think it's foul   I ain't tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile   Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild   And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child   I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin   Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin   Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces   Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces   That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler   When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder   But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem   and when I can't bear em, I share em   You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss   I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH   So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a U-Haul   Forget the grindin shit, I ain't tryin to get the blueball   Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty   I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY      ..      Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day   Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way   I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper   Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker   So come one friend, come two friend, come all   United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall   in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very   thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry   Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A Woody Woodpecker   You need body work, I work that body, I'm a bodywrecker   Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum   I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb   If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game   then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame   I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally   Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately   Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut   and be that I'm a mutt -- so what?   No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to   It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin   down the street, watchin ladies   Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby   I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother   Word to mommy dearest, I look farther   Down the road, to a road not taken   I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care   a new flower, so Joe can take a shower   and get wet, and then jet   like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven   I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven   Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear   "Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry   you got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack   Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back   It's like that and it'll be like that   Because a dog is a woman's best friend black