A-hem   What we have here is a very, serious delicate situation   Lots of people out here always ridin the dick, hmmph   But check this out   I like your style, I like your stride   and I like your motivation   But the Late Show, we ain't standin for that shit   So my man right here he wrote a little song about it   Why don't you sing it      [Common]   Ring the, alarm, here comes, the Com   Call me Mr. Hollywood -- check it out!   Ring the, alarm, here comes, the Com   Call me Mr. Hollywood   On the Goodship, Lollipop   POP goes the lolli lolli, for I'm, the Jolly   Good Fellow, he-LLO? Is anybody there?   I'm not a step, so don't stare   Because I Rock-well I always feel like   I always feel like, Somebody's Watchin Me   ooh, Somebody's Watchin Me   It's gotta be that, that that that nigga that sweat my shit   I say say say, "Black get off the 'zack,   you block my urinal tract"   I gotta go pee-pee, yo you don't know me   You're just a New Kid on My Jock, tip-seekin and you're phony   It's my little pony and you cannot get a ride   So when you see me homey, just please just step aside   Step aside, not talkin wlidside, I'm comin from the Southside   where the ruffnecks reign; if you can't stand it, don't go outside   Cause it's hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card   and nowadays it's all these dick kids, that wanna be hard   You're FRAUDULENT, I can tell a pussy by his scent   So sorry, but the van got tipped   And out is how I'm lookin, I'm lookin out for my people   I'm fly like I'm fly like but me don't have no eagle   Beat the beater with the juice, how far would you go to   You're never gonna get it, woo-wooh-wooh-WOOH! * sings like En Vogue*   You wasn't down from the +Jump+, so why you wanna Kris Kross?   You no business buyin, insecure junkyard motherfucker   Get lost, cause youse a sucker      ..      [Common]   We really lucky we got em, you can spot em   from a distance, now let's just say FOR INSTANCE   you got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake   little wench -- is you is, or is you ain't   the suck-errrrrr   You gotta gotta be, gotta be, to let the shit occur   Gettin pimped, by a hoe, that ain't too proud to beg, for your dough   She get your money mo money mo money money mo!   I couldn't go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment   Just call me Kaopectate; in relationships, I'm runnin shit   So don't be comin to me with that, "We can go out, you pay"   Cancel that bitch, it's the, Unamerican way   This is the circumcision, and skins is gettin cut off   Ridin on my shit, just to get they nut off   NOT, no cops, just low-downs want a lick   If you ain't down with the 'Van, Dyke, get off the Dick   Cause I remember the time, the time, the time you tried   to play me like I was booty but now you're just a groupie   Sweatin me uhh, sweatin me uhh   Tellin me when I get big don't be forgettin me uhh   But forget you, forgot you, after, I rock you   It's Blo Pop time bitch, you better set your clock   to the Charms Alarm      ..      [Common]   Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?   To get to the other side?!   Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?   To get to the other side, now check it out   I got the pep in my step, the slide in my glide   So I won't trip, when I let my backbone slip   Some shake it to the East, I'm shakin West, well I'ma shake your mid   And I'ma get you suckaz, just give me one side, and one rib   I barbeque the mouths HEY, I barbeque the mouths   Cause mom always said - don't play wack in the house!   So take that garbage to the backyard   And I was like, "Everybody wanna wanna rap hard"   Before you wasn't hardcore, so Sonic why ya flipped?   How you gonna hop when you ain't hip?   You found rap, on a two-way street - and lost it   on a parkway, I ain't sayin no names, yo Rico Suave   Fuckin goons fakin stab wounds, I need to shank the crank   Elvis Presley Jr., tryin to be somethin that you ain't   No daps, y'all are hoes, y'all go on stage   and take off all your clothes; then you -- strike a pose   You knows and I knows, that's how you sell your record   Because your shit is BUTT, you gotta get NAKED   But you're wack, you're wack, showin your body to me   I said you're wack, you're wack, showin your body to me   You got no Soul man, and you need to get a Pound   Cause you, ain't, ah-really down..   .. with true hip-hop you SUCKERS