Whatup BITCH? I'm Petey Wheatstraw   And you don't stop, with the heidi heidi hoe   Hi hoe, or bye hoe, if you're lookin for a sucker   (What are you?) I'm just another motherfucker   Pucker your lips, do flips like Mary Lou   Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'ma marry you   Bury you, I will do, after, I bill you   Kill you, hoe, cause your shit smells like mildew   Pe-ew, think you need some soap and a rag   Or better yet Black, Flag, you scallywag   Tag, I didn't mean to diss dis... hoe butt   But you need to stay such, do not touch   Much disrespect goes out to you   And your parents, too, for havin you   Haven't you been introduced to a douche   I guess you said fuck footloose, and got pussyloose   No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune-a   Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up   For the pink cadillac cause it's block is off   And have more use, than a public park   for recreation, givin up the body is a hobby   I'm tellin Santa Claus you been naughty (sing it)   Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas   Aiyyo JuJu, I just had to diss dis      [Chorus]   Heidi Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe   All the niggaz know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon   The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe   All the niggaz know, that you're a Heidi Hoe      (Now bring it back brotha)      Eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe   Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger   you can catch a hoe, there's your hoe, kiss a hoe, fuck a hoe   Diss a hoe, I'm Petey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago   Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe   I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo   Homo's a nono, so faggots, stay solo   I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo   Total recall, yeah I see y'all   I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo   I'm prickin you whether or not, took you out that's work see   So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty   Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut   This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up   Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em   Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum   Like that hoe (that hoe) that hoe (that hoe)   Dabba-da-dat, it's like that hoe      [Chorus]      Sittin on the dock of the bay, I say hoe   Say hoe?! (Hoe!!) Do you know, do you know?   Bo knows this hoe blows much much dick   An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic   Naked at, frick-a-frat, plus her puddy wat   C'mere k-k-k-k-k-k, yo c'mere you little puddy cat   What, your booty black is so indespicable   You squaw-pie, tack-haired, motherfuckin jiggaboo   You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here   But first get curlin iron burns off your forehead   My nigga Coe said, that you're an around the way girl   You're fuckin everybody around the way, and been all around the world   And you still can't find yo' fate   But you had a couple of babies I mean a Bunch like Brady   The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo and all of that   Fuck her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back   Your black ass bunion   There's a party in your mouth BITCH, and everybody's comin      [Chorus] - 2X