Excuse me, excuse me   Get right out of the way   Quiet!   (Flop-flops)      I'm sorry, beg pardon   The fault's entirely yours   Quiet!   (Big Chops)      Your Highness, your Worship   You silly pompous ass   Quiet!   (Ah-ahs)      Quiet! You're making such a racket   Quiet! Why must you be so loud?   Quiet! It's costing me a packet   Quiet! Persistent louts and clowns      Hello there, how are you?   Pee off!   Quiet!   (Sweet trips)      Look, honest? Really?   Lies   Quiet!   (Prune juice)      How lovely! How charming!   Horrible   Quiet!   (Wee-wees)      Quiet! Or else there will be measures   Quiet! Stop this unholy row   Quiet! Shut up, you little treasures   Quiet! When you've been told and how      Alright little chap   Get back on mummy's lap   There may well be chastisements if you don't shut your trap   Just sit quite still    Fold arms, face front      Quiet! You're making such a din-din   Quiet! Why don't you please keep quiet?   Quiet! No one else is listening   Quiet! Utterly sick and tired      Quiet!      Sh, sh, sh, sh