Here I stand with a dough nut for a brain   On my life, I must see you again   I should think that's made it very plain   Is it his, is it his or is it ain't?      Don't ask me to leave it out   Or turn it up or pack it in   Don't ask me, don't ask me   Don't ask      Don't ask me, I'm an ignorant, I'm afraid   On my life, I believe we're tailor made   I should worry if the weather spoils the trade   I'm a crumb and I'm in your lemonade      Don't ask me to knock it off   Or cut it short or jack it in   Don't ask me, don't ask me   Don't ask      Let me offer you my life and all my love   Let me offer you a bargain what a lovely range   Don't forget the change   Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask      Don't ask me to make a sacrifice   On my life, I'm cheap at half the price   Won't you try a portion or a slice?   Slightly warm but very, very nice      Don't ask me to leave it out   Or turn it up or pack it in   Don't ask me, don't ask me   Don't ask      Don't ask