(spoken)   I'm Charley, you know   I'm Norman pleased to meet you   I'm Mickey, hello   Wilko   I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry?   My name is David   And I'm Ian and guess what?      Oi!      I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight   I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late   I wanna confirm, I wanna conform   I wanna be safe and I wanna be snug and I wanna be warm      I want to be straight, I want to be straight   I wanna create a place of my own in the welfare state   Brr, gonna be good, brr, gonna be kind   It might be a wrench but think of the stench I'm leaving behind      I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight   Come out of the cold and do what I'm told and don't deviate   I wanna give, I wanna give, I wanna give my consent   I'm learning to hate all the things that were great when I used to be… bent!      Could be not straightness   Dum dum dilley   Might lead to greatness   Dur yuh dum der   Owing to lateness   My chance has only just arrived, ha      Ow! Straight, straight, straight, straight   Straight, straight, straight, straight   Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight      I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight   I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late   I know that you're right, I know I was wrong   So thanks very much, please keep in touch, I'll be rhyming along       I wanna be straight   I wanna be straight   I wanna be straight   I wanna be straight (straight, straight)   I wanna be straight (straighter would be great)   (repeat)