She bought herself a diamond ring    Before the evening show    A ninety dollar bracelet    On daddy's visa gold    Short black skirts on warm days    With her black socks to her knees    Now she's wearing corduroy    Instead of bongo jeans       She's a preppie girl    Who rules the fashion world    She's a preppie girl    Makes me wanna hurl    Fucking preppie girl      Walks to church on sunday with her bottle in her hand    Wishing she was a rebel that could terrorize the land    Whose that standing so close to her   Holding her preppie hand    Maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man      She's a preppie girl    Who rules the fashion world    She's a preppie girl    Makes me wanna hurl    Fucking preppie girl      She's got a senior boyfriend    Well that bitch is just fifteen    Will she lose, will she lose, will she lose    Her virginity    Well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time    Will he be in her pants by nine?      She's a preppie girl    Who rules the fashion world    She's a preppie girl    Makes me wanna hurl    Fucking preppie girl      To you we wish the best of luck    In your oh-so preppie life    And if you play your cards right    You might end up a plumber's wife