The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing    It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing    but I I love it when you read to me and you you can read me anything    The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from    Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb but I    I love it when you sing to me and you you can sing me anything    The book of love is long and boring and written very long ago    It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes and things we're all    too young to know but I I love it when you give me things and you    you ought to give me wedding rings I I love it when you give me things    and you you ought to give me wedding rings