Our Ted it has to be said   produces proof beyond us   rain, shine or gale force nine   his frames remain intact   helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon   double glazing is amazing   don't you all agree?      No fears they'll last you for years our statistics prove it    and you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the pace   On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide warnings   insulation for the nation that's the one for me      No draft cos that would be daft a feather acknowledges Newton    and a ball and chain let loose on the pain can only smash your nerves   In the hibernating season pick the best it stands to reason    no complaing when it's raining thanks to Mr Moult.