So I then got this idea about driving a cheescake truck   Cause I figured at the end of the day I could dake the leftover cheesecakes home   And I love cheesecake   So I went to the cheesecake company   And they asked me if I could drive a truck    And I said yes   And they said your hired   So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes   And i drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake   So I pulled over and opened the truck and got a cheesecake   And I also took one for later   And i took one for my friend farm boy   And I took one to bring home   And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes   So I took another one   So then I figured I might as well stop by my house to drop off all the cheesecakes   So I take five ckaes to eat on the way   and I drive another block and a half to my house   Now its lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes   And a cheesecake for dessert   I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious   Anyway, I decided the only thing to do would be to eat all   the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town   And I miss everybody alot    But Im not very sorry   Because they were very delicious cheesecakes