This ones called Martin Scorsese      He makes the best fuckin' films   He makes the best fuckin' films   If I ever meet him   I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him      And say thank you, thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies   Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around   And then rip off one of his ears and throw it   Like a, like a, like a fuckin' Frisbee      I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off   And grab his head and suck out one of his eyes   And chew on it and spit it out in his face   And say thank you, thank you for all of your fuckin' films      Then I'd pick him up by the hair   Swing him over my head a few times   And throw across the room   And kick all his fuckin' teeth in   And then stomp on his face 40 or 50 times      'Cuz he makes the best fuckin' films   He makes the best fuckin' films   I've ever seen in my life   I fuckin' love him, I fuckin' love him