Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Conversation, Mississippi related   He's searching for the softball diamond      Prancin' like a bad ass who never seen a church house   Another jolly face in the choir      He's reaching and a kissin' her mouth   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes      Screamin' at the cousin that never gets no lovin'   The hairy monkeys covered tonight   Falling over tables, a black eye with no way home   And pouting underneath the street lights      He's reaching and a kissin' her mouth   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes      And no one seems to like it out loud   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes      Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes   Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes