Girlfriend, I wouldn't care if you smelled like cat piss; I'd still think you were great   Thank you for bailing me out of jail, 'cause last night I made a few mistakes      Girlfriend, you don't care if I haven't showered and I smell like cat piss   And if I haven't brushed my teeth for three weeks, you'd still give me a kiss   Oh yeah      (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na      Girlfriend, you didn't care when I left you stranded in Target's parking lot   And when I showed up three hours later, you understood I just forgot   Oh yeah      (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na      What can I say?   I am worthless without your love   Wasting away   If I don't get some ass tonight I'll die      I look in your eyes   The piss smell subsides   I know that you're mine   Oh, baby, you're mine   I look in your eyes   The piss smell subsides   I know that you're mine   Oh, baby, you're mine   I look in your eyes   The piss smell subsides   I know that you're mine   Oh, baby, you're mine   If I don't get some ass tonight I'll die      (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na   (Woo hoo, woo hoo)   Na na na na na na