It's been a long day sacking groceries at the hinky dinky store   All the old ladies are mean, I don't want to do this anymore   But if I go home and tell my mom I don't have a job   She's gonna make me move into a trailer home   Doesn't matter what you say   I'm not gonna listen anyways   'Cause Stevie Wonder's on the radio   Put some cans on your eggs   Now I'm staring at your legs   'Cause you're a MILF and you're fucking hot   I try so fucking hard to make it on my own   But every time I try I end up all alone   I know exactly what it takes to be a man   But I will never reach that status sacking cans   Doesn't matter what you say   I'm not gonna listen away   Can I get a price check on some beats? (16 bucks)   I showed up an hour late   And now my manager's irate   He's the type of the guy I'd like to kill   I try to live my life the hinky dinky way   But then I realize that that's just fucking gay