Jenny and I really hate your guts   We cannot believe you're such a slut   Jenny got tears in her eyes   I got pissed and you know why      You were getting it on with her dad   Jenny and I decided that we   We don't need this shit    And if we see any of this shit again   We will kick your ass    And then you'll think twice    About getting on her dad      This might be just a stupid song but it's true   I cannot believe we had no clue what you do    When you're alone with Jenny's dad   Sorry that I am not 42   Jenny and I missed the warning signs   We forgot to read between the lines   Every time he made a pass   Every time he grabbed your ass   You were actually getting on her dad      Jenny and I, we don't need this shit   Jenny's had a hard time since the split   Right before the big divorce    They screamed so much that they went hoarse   Now her best friend's getting on her dad      I'm on the outside looking in   I see his nuts up on your chin   What in the hell were you thinking?    That guy is such a creep    And Jenny and I decided we are leaving this place       Jenny and I, we are the same age   Jenny and I packed our bags and started driving   Jenny and I, we're not coming back