Friday afternoon and I get home early   I call you up cause I got to see my girly   I thought about you, all day   And I just want to celebrate in a real special way   So fix your hair up just right   Put your best dress on   I got a two for one coupon   Being with you is like being in paradise   Especially when I don’t pay full price      I got a two for one coupon   That’s you and me   Buy one get one free   I got a two for one coupon   And I just got to say   It expires today      The way your looking at me is giving me chills   Man, I hope this place has free refills   And the flowers that I got you that you hold so dear   Make me glad I passed the cemetery on the way here   And I don’t want to ruin this magical moment that were sharing   But on the way home can we stop at the store and return the suit that I’m wearing   And after that we’ll walk under the moonlight and hold hands   While we search for returnable cans      I got a two for one coupon   That’s you and me   Buy one get one free   I got a two for one coupon   And I just got to say   It expires today      Baby, baby, your heaven sent   Let me move in with you cause right now I live in a tent   And if things don’t work out I won’t lament   I’ll just crash out on your couch and we can split the rent      I got a two for one coupon   That’s you and me   Buy one get one free      Let’s celebrate this love between us   Until we have to catch our bus   Whoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoa      Could you get the tip      I got a two for one   I got a two for one   I got a two for one coupon, baby