Well I just got out of the bar about a little while ago   I was looking for a place to eat but my mind was working kind of slow   So I drove around till I found my destination about 3:25   I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive      And now I’m at Denny’s at 4 am   Writing these words on a napkin   And I’m not even sure what town I’m in   Denny’s at 4 am      That grand slam breakfast is making me kind of sick   And I’ve noticed that a lot of Denny’s managers look like Weird Al Yankovic   And the one who’s walking toward my table is no exception   He’s looking pissed cause the friends I’m with are smoking in the non-smoking section      At Denny’s at 4 am   Writing these words on a napkin   And I’m still not sure what town I’m in   Denny’s at 4 am      I’ve got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do   Except stare at this bright yellow menu   I wish I hadn’t ordered that goddamn grand slam   Denny’s at 4 am      Nighttime is slowly turning into day   And I’m running out of things to say   So maybe this song won’t win a Grammy   So maybe I should have ordered moons over Miami      At Denny’s at 4 am   Denny’s at 4 am      Actually now it’s more like a quarter to 5   And that morning papers just arrived   So I better be getting back to my motel   The one with the sign outside that’s got a burned out “L”   So I guess that makes it more like a mote   And the next time you’re at Denny’s really late at night    I want you to sing this song from note for note      Denny’s at 4 am   Lenny’s at 4 am   No, it’s Denny’s at 4 am   Denny’s at 4 am