Songwriters: Batson, Mark; Mathers, Marshall; Elizondo, Michael; Young, Andre; Pope, Che;I'll be    The way you shake it  I can't believe it  I ain't never seen a ass like that  The way you move it  You make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    I don't believe it  It's almost too good to be true  I ain't never seen a ass like that  The way you move it  You make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    The way she moves she's like a belly dancer  She's shakin' that ass to the new Nelly Jams  I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer  Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing    What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being  I have needs, I'm not done not till I'm finished peeing  I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing  Mister officer, I'm already on my knees  I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me  And do not treat me like a murderer  I just like to pee, pee, pee    Yes I make R 'n' B  I sing song that go ringy chong  Ching chong chong chong ching  Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid  If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive  For I am triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet  I can get away with anything I say and you will love it    The way you shake it  I can't believe it  I ain't never seen a ass like that  The way you move it  You make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    Jessica Simpson  Looks oh so temptin'  Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that  Every time I see the show on MTV  My pee pee goes  Da-doing doing doing    Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome  Now they gettin' older, they startin' to grow bum-bums  I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn  Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing    What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat  I have ticket, look I put it away my zipper zipped  Please do not remove me from this movie theater please  I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene  I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene  And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman  This movie is P.G. mister officer, I demand to see my attorney    I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free  Free, yes, free, right back on the streets  What you mean my lawyer is with Michael?  He's too busy, I'm triumph  Britney spears has shoulders like a man  And I can say that and you laugh  'Cos there's a puppet on my hand    The way you shake it  I can't believe it  I ain't never seen a ass like that  The way you move it  You make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    Hilary Duff is  Not quite old enough so  I ain't never seen a butt like that  Maybe next year I'll say ass  And she'll make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    The way she moves she dances like a gogo  In that video she sings 'Get out' you bozo  I need a new boyfriend, 'Hi my name is Jojo'  Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing    What do you mean freeze?  My computers will be seized  And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies  Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these  Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this  Nobody is safe from me, no not even me    I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee  Pee, on the radio, but I think I did  Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit  Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid  I don't think my joke is working, I must flee  Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down  I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold get down    The way you shake it  I can't believe it  I ain't never seen a ass like that  The way you move it  You make my pee pee go  Da-doing doing doing    So Gwen Stefani  Will you pee-pee on me please?  I ain't never seen a ass like that  'Cos the way you move it  You make my pee-pee go  Da-doing doing doing    Fuck is wrong with you      © BLOTTER MUSIC; WARNER-TAMERLANE PUBLISHING CORP; WB MUSIC CORP.; JENELLE RENE MUSIC; ELVIS MAMBO MUSIC; BAT FUTURE MUSIC; MUSIC OF WINDSWEPT; ANDRE YOUNG PUB DESIGNEE; AIN'T NOTHING BUT FUNKIN' MUSIC;    these lyrics are last corrected by callum miller