[Eminem singing]    There's an intruder  in my house  He cut my phone-lines  can't dial out  I scream for police  but I doubt  They're gonna hear me  when I shout    [rapping]    A couple of cocktails will send me to jail  there's a couple of cops hot on my trail  But this time, when I get pulled over  there's a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat  these pigs 'll get bit fooling with me  quit fooling with me  Bitch, you're gonna see  No pistol in the seat  why it always gotta be an issue when you're me  and which you're gonna see in the long run  Im'a be the wrong one  you wanna harass with this limo tinted glass  flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at  last night when the assholes   ran up on my grass  rapper slash actor  kiss the crack of my cracker slash ass  they took away my right to bear arms  what I'm sposed to fight with bear palms?  yeah right  they coming with bombs, I'm comin with flare-guns  We as americans    [Chorus]    We as a Americans  Us as a citizen  Gotta protect ourselves  Look at how shit has been  We better check ourselves  Livin up in these streets  Through worse and through better health  Surviving by any means   We as Americans  Us as a citizen  We are Samaritans  What do we get us in  We better check ourselves  Look at how shit has been  Take a look where you live  This is America   And we are Americans    Im'a make buku bucks  wearin buku vests  Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex  I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest  but you know who  whith an "S" tatooed to my chest  But I finessed it  Now I got the Industry pissy  ever since me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it's funny  We got a buz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty  Fuck money I don't rap for dead presidents  I'd rather see the president dead  It's never been said   but I said precedents understanders  and they can't stand it  My name should've been bastard  the shit should've been plastered  on my forehead with a stamp  I should've been blasted  I should've been had a cap put in my ass  but I'm too swift and fast   for that and past it  I'm too old to go and cruise Gratiot  Fuck that shit  I done seen how fast this rap shit  can turn into some pap-pap shit  that quick   snap click  but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic  (jamaican) and no one gon' test this mon  Clack    [Chorus]  We as a Americans  Us as a citizen  Gotta protect ourselves  Look at how shit has been  We better check ourselves  Livin up in these streets  Through worse and through better health  Surviving by any means   We as Americans  Us as a citizen  We are Samaritans  What do we get us in  We better check ourselves  Look at how shit has been  Take a look where you live  This is America   And we are Americans    (SSHHH)  I got a secret if you can keep it between us  I tuck two Nina's under my jeans either side of my penis  under my Long Johns   under my Sean Johns  when running with the long arm or the long long gone  Im'a do five years no less than that  no questions asked  so it might be a good idea to stop right here  and quit while I'm ahead  already in the red  already got a steady infrared aimed for my head  A target on my back  bigger problems than that  Bin Laden on my ass  he probly gone send a task  I ain't gone even ask  they ain't gone let me pack  they ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at    We as a Americans  Us as a citizen  Gotta protect ourselves  Look at how shit has been  We better check ourselves  Livin up in these streets  Through worse and through better health  Surviving by any means   We are Americans  Us as a citizen  We as Samaritans  What do we get us in  We better check ourselves  Look at how shit has been  Take a look where you live  This is America   And we are Americans    these lyrics are last corrected by Cole L.