Ohh!   Yeah!  So much for first single on this one     [Verse 1]  Shady's the lable   Aftermath is the stable   That the horses come out erra   Of course we're about to stir up   Some shit thick as Mrs Buttersworth's syrup   It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves  Just for no reason other than the just to tease him  Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman   Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him   Eminem you wait till' we meet up again   Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever   said  It's one for the money two for the fuckin show   Ready get set, let's go   Here comes the bucking bronco stompin and stampedin up   the damn street  Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow  So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos  I'm on a roll, around and around I go  When will I stop? I don't know   Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off  But I know anything's possible   Though I'm not gonna top what I sold  I'm at the top of my game   That shit is not gonna change  Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team  I'll get away with murder  I'm O.J. he's like my Cochran today   We keep the mark from the tapes   In a safe, locked them away   Better watch what you say   Just when you thought you were safe  Them fuckers got you on tape   You swear to god you was playin   Whether or not you was little Joshua   Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same  Cause one day it could cost you your name    [chorus]  And this was supposed to be my first single  But I just fucked that up so,   Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle  Slap a bitch and smack a ho  This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle  That you hear on your radio   But shit's about to hit the shingle   Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No  erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Oh Ah Ah  Oh Ah Oh Ah   Oh Ah Oh Ah   Poo Poo Ca Ca     [Verse 2]  Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills  And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare   naked   chicka chicka chicka ..  And then just turned 16 and used a fake id   To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly  Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive  Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free  Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish  Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over   their necks  Hickory Dickory derr digga   Look at me work wizardry with these words   Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken   Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain   22 jerks and a jerk circle   Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute   What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it   rrrbb lemme ask you again   Am I just jerkin the chain   Am I bizerk or insane   Or am I just one of them damn amateurs   Workin the damn camera filmin one of them  Paris Hilton home made pornos   Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle   Chicka Chicka  Just recently somebody just discovered  Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin   When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse   club  And dusted them and went straight to The Source with   them   Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-   And then tried to erase and record over it  But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the  Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin  Sayin 'I'm gonna cum!'   And this was     [chorus]  supposed to be my first single  But I just fucked that up so,   Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle  Slap a bitch and smack a ho  This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle  That you hear on your radio   But shit's about to hit the shingle   Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No  erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Oh Ah Ah  Oh Ah Oh Ah   Oh Ah Oh Ah   Poo Poo Ca Ca     [Verse 3]  Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your   chest  And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it  All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up   this number  It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick   And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you   want about me  Just type in your number back and follow it by the   pound key  And I'll be sure to get back  As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre  Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)  So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,  Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?)   bawka-bi-kaw   Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick   And stick a dick in your mouth   I'm done you can fuck off  fucka-fucka-fuck offf!    [chorus]  And this was supposed to be my first single  But I just fucked that up so,   Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle  Slap a bitch and smack a ho  This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle  That you hear on your radio   But shit's about to hit the shingle   Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No  erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Ah   erra Oh Oh Ah Ah  Oh Ah Oh Ah   Oh Ah Oh Ah   Poo Poo Ca Ca