When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',   It helps a lot if you kill a kitten   Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,   You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.      There's no crime that you'll be commitin'   I know the law, you can kill a kitten.   If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'   Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten      Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,   Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...   Kill a kitten      If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,   She'll like you better when you kill a kitten   To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written   If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten      Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,   Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake   Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine   Stick some TNT up its cat booty   Do what you must do, as long as you...   Kill a kitten      Killing kittens isn't easy,   And if the thought makes you feel queasy,   Grab a pitchfork from the shed,   And kill a puppydog instead!   Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten   Kill a kitten (4x)   Kill....