Love Song Lyrics by Stephen Lynch
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If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two,
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
If I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee,
And if I had a painters touch, On canvas you would be.

But I don't have a hammer,
And I don't have a ship.
So I can't build a house,
And we can't take a trip.
And I'll never be a poet,
Nor have the painters grace.
So I'll never write you're verse,
Nor immortalize your face.

And also, I have herpes.
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two,   And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.   If I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee,   And if I had a painters touch, On canvas you would be.      But I don't have a hammer,   And I don't have a ship.   So I can't build a house,   And we can't take a trip.   And I'll never be a poet,   Nor have the painters grace.   So I'll never write you're verse,   Nor immortalize your face.      And also, I have herpes.