I'm a rich and famous doctor   I always thought I'd be   An expert in the field of   Gynecology      Next on my agenda:   Checking your pudenda   Let me see what I can find   If you get your nerve up   Slip inside the stirrups   Single thought will cross my mind:      I love putting women's minds at rest   I love pushing myself to be the best   Dr. Stephen's in      I've got magic fingers   The doctor of the year   There's not a lip that I can't read   A pap that I can't smear      When your legs are open   I begin the gropin'   But I fear I must be blunt   I would just as soon not   Go near your balloon knot   Think that I'll stick to your...front