I made love to ya all night long   then i got up to write you a song   i watched ya sleep and i fell in love   ya must've been sent from heaven above   don't think you could never do no wrong      then you farted....   oh girl you farted..      first i thought that it was kinda cute   i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot   then came the smell came whoftin by   and brought a little tear drop to my eye   i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch      cause you farted...      you could make milk curdle   make your skin crawl   make the paint peal off of the wall   i won't sleep under the covers no more   since the hot winds blew from out your back door      baby, it sure has been a gas   but i can't live life in fear of your ass   so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill   moved back to my house at the top of the hill   well old boy I guess its just you and me      then he farted.....