I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday   I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday   'Cause you're evil   And you lie   And if you should die   I may feel slightly sad   (But I won't cry)      Loved and lost   And some may say   "When usually it's nothing   Surely you're happy   It should be this way!"   I say:   "No, I'm gonna kill my dog,"   And:   "May the lines sag, may the lines sag   Heavy and deep tonight,"      I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday   I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday   'Cause you're evil   And you lie   And if you should die   I may feel slightly sad   (But I won't cry)      Loved and lost   And some may say:   "When usually it's nothing   Surely you're happy   It should be this way!"   I said "No,"   And then I shot myself   So, drink, drink, drink   And be ill tonight      From the one you left behind   From the one you left behind   From the one you left behind   From the one you left behind      Behind   Behind   Behind   Behind   Behind   Behind   Oh, unhappy birthday   Behind   Behind   Behind