Smithers: There is a man,   Chorus: There is a man!   Smithers: A certain man,   Chorus: A certain man!   Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face   are known across the land.   You know his name,   Chorus: You know his name!   Smithers: It's Mr. Burns,   Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!   Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke,   Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!   Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.   Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!   Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!   Smithers: He's Monty Burns!   Burns: I'm MR. Burns!   Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty   but to you it's Mr. Burns!   Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns.   Burns: Burns!