All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,   Had a very shiny nose,   And if you ever saw it,   You would even say it glows.   Bart: Like a light bulb!   Homer: Bart!   All: All of the other reindeer,   Used to laugh and call him names.   Lisa: Like Schnozzola!   Homer: Lisa!   All: They never let poor Rudolph,   Join in any reindeer games.   Bart: Like strip poker!   Homer: I'm warning you two!   All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve,   Santa came to say,   Marge: Take it Homer!   Homer: Err... Rudolph, get your nose over here,   So you can guide my sleigh... today.   Grampa: Oh, Homer...   All: Then all the reindeer loved him,   And they shouted out with glee:   Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,   You'll go down in history!   Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!   Homer: You little... grrrr!